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Friday 6 January 2012

Cameron Demonstrates That He's Completely Stupid.


In an interview today David Cameron has demonstrated, once again, why he's completely unfit to be the Prime Minister of Britain. "I have a duty to persevere with an economic strategy that is senseless, counter-productive and obviously not working," he said. "Having come to the conclusion that the economy is not dependent on demand and that taxing the rich returns no extra money, my strategy is to kill demand and widen inequality in Britain to maintain low interest rates and protect the banks from their own greed. Once we've removed all worker's rights and avoided any attempt to stimulate the economy, Britain will recover as if by magic - based on an export drive spearheaded by a non-existant manufacturing sector. The most important thing is to protect the banks - even if they're not lending money for investment. If we can stuff their pockets with money everything will come right in the end - or at least it will for people like me."

1 comment:

  1. And there we have the Tory grasp of the economy .... :-)

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