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Monday 5 December 2011

Will David Cameron Lose His Head Over Europe?


David Cameron, aka Keanu Reeves, is in a quandary over Europe it seems. If the Euro fails so does he. If he supports further integration in Europe to save it, he'll lose the party. If he calls for a referndum he'll lose it, but if the EU changes the treaty he has no choice. Oh dear. We asked Mr Cameron (or Reeves) for his comments; "Oh God! It's bloody Europe again! Everyone knows I'm a Eurosceptic except when I'm not and everyone knows I hate Johnnie Foreigner, except when I'm lying on one of his beaches. What to do? I need a holiday."

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