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Saturday 3 December 2011

Tories Come To Defence Of Clarkson.


Boris Johnson, pictured above, is the latest Tory to come to the defence of Jeremy Clarkson and his "strikers should be shot" comment. We asked a Tory party spokesman why they would defend should an outrageous comment; "We don't think that Jeremy Clarkson went far enough to be honest. We actually believe that strikers should be hung drawn and quartered for daring to defy us. We are the masters here and I warn anyone that disagrees with us will be executed in front of their families. We think that such a reaction is totally justified, entirely proportional and in keeping with our democratic principles which are nonexistent."

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