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Sunday 11 December 2011

"Saving Tommorow, Today"


The UN conference on Global Warming in South Africa has finally come to an agreement to do something sometime in the future. We asked a global climate change expert for his view; "Well, we've established a fund for the poorer countries so they can afford to do the things that none of us have any intention of doing and established a timetable for talking about actually doing something when we get around to it. We have agreed that entire countries disappearing under the sea is a bad thing - at least for them - and now have a plan to rush to these countries lifebelts and lifeboats. Essentially we had to come to some sort of agreement because we couldn't find a country who was willing to be the fallguy for outright failure. We were better off when we had George Bush in the White House - at least then we could all point at him and shout "He's Spartacus." Oh well, I'm off - I've got a plane to catch."

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