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Saturday 3 December 2011

IAN DUNCAN SMITH - NOT WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.


In a shock development today, following Ian Duncan Smith's decisions to brand all poor people as drug and gambling addicts and to torture seriously ill people, the Minister for Baiting Poor People has been declared Public Enemy No.1 by people with a shred of decency left. We asked IDS for his reaction; "I'm a Tory and don't have to concern myself with such things. Poor people and the sick have no place in our new Volksgemeinschaft."

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