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Friday 18 November 2011

Teacher's Union Votes For Strike Action.


Nick Gibb, Tory Minister For Threatening Schools pictured above, has voiced his opposition to the strike action called for by NASUWT, the teachers union. "Strikes benefit no one," he told reporters. "They damage pupil's education, disrupt parent's lives and undermine teacher's professional standing. All these things are my job and, anyway, strikes also show the government up for the callous swine we actually are. The teacher's pension will still be better than most - not as good as mine its true, but good enough for peasants like them. This will also interfere with our plans to enrich pupil's lives by making them leave school at 14 to take up dead-end jobs that will never pay them enough to rent let alone buy a house. Its tragic - or at least it will be if I lose my job over it."

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