The News In Shorts

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Saturday 5 November 2011

EU Leaders Panic As Democracy Breaks Out In Greece.


EU leaders expressed concern today as democracy threatens to break out in Greece once again. Having been successful in preventing George Pappandreou asking the Greek people what they think of the present situation, they are now concerned that an election in Greece might be in the offing. "This is getting worse and worse," an EU spokesperson told the "News In Shorts." "We've already had to warn Pappandraou about holding a referndum and now it looks like there will be an election in Greece. It's a bleeding disaster. We can't have ordinary people, especially the bleeding Greeks, having any say in what we do. If they did who knows where it might end? Banks might not get bailed out, unemployment might not rise to better and higher levels and politicians might be revealed for the complete dickheads they are. Cradle of democracy my arse, Greece is threatening to unravel the whole European experiment in voodoo economics."

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