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Saturday 19 November 2011

Doctors Not Always Trustworthy According To Tories.


In an amzing about face today the Tories have revealed that they don't believe all doctors are entirely trustworthy. We asked a Tory spokesperson why; "Well, when it comes to privatising the NHS and appointing doctors to head up commissioning groups they are trustworthy. However when it comes to deciding when people are fit enough to work they're not. That's because the first case allows us to flog off the NHS to our mates, while the second allows sick people to claim benefits. You will immediately see the difference between the two. It's a simple case of taking rights away from the peasant workforce and then scamming them for as much as we can get. All perfectly fair I'm sure you'll agree." We asked a leading NHS doctor for his view; "I like Andrew Lansley very much. So much in fact I'd like to eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

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