They've Done It Again! Lord Warwick Is Let Off Early.

In a startling sequel to the early release of Lord Hanningfield it has been revealed that Lord Taylor has also been released early. "We did it in the interests of balance," a government spokesperson said. "We released one white peer so it seemed only fair that we release a black one - even if they are both Tories. And then there's the question of how many black rioters we've imprisoned recently. As I'm sure people will understand one black peer is equal to several hundred black rioters so the balance is maintained. Any connection between these early releases of Tory peers and the passage of the NHS bill through the House of Lords is entirely coincidental and more than likely. I hope all this puts this particular issue to bed."