Taylor Wimpey Help Frame Property Development Reform

In a far from surprising development today it's emerged that not only will property developers be allowed to build wherever they like, but that Taylor Wimpey have helped frame the law. "Some people might liken this to allowing arsonists to frame fire regulations, but we don't see it like that," a Tory spokesperson told us. "We see it more in the way of letting those with the most money to bribe us being allowed to frame the law. Let's face it, if the rioters this summer had been rich enough we'd change the law to make looting a viable career move. We did as much for the banks." Eric Pickles, Minsiter For Not Giving A Toss About Voter's, said; "There's a lesson here for us all - especially "travellers" - nod, nod, wink, wink." Green belt protestor's have raised the same cry up and down the land; "But we're Tory voters!" Yes you are - hurts doesn't it?