Poll Indicates Only 32% of Voters Are Insane.

A new Guardian/ICM poll has revealed that, after a year of economic vandalism by the Coaltion, only 32% of voters are still out of their minds. Nearly twice as many, 62%, have realised that giving all their money to rich people and paying incompetent bankers stupendous amounts of money so they can have tax free unearned bonuses might not be such a good idea after all. An independant poll carried out by "The News in Shorts" has also revealed another interesting fact - 90% of voters now realise that the other 10% are not necessarily "all in this together." Asked for his comments David Cameron said; "It's all the bloody LibDems fault. If they'd stop wittering on about "fairness" we might have gotten away with this for a lot longer." Nick Clegg, on the other hand, said; "It's all the bloody Tories fault. If they'd listened to us about "fairness" we could have gotten away with this for a lot longer." Meanwhile George Osborne, rumoured to be Chancellor of the Exchequer, commented; " Let's face it, the world economy is just like the "Titanic" - there's only enough lifeboats for the first class passengers. We're all in this together - but some us are floating on the ocean while the rest of you have been left to thrash about in the freezing water. Seems fair to me."