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Thursday 15 September 2011

Cameron a Hero in Libya.

The Libyans have greeted David Cameron as he hero in Benghazi today, unaware that as he helped them to get deomcracy he's been busily destroying it at home in Britain. "Its a great pleasure to be greeted by people who actually seem to like me," the part-time PM told reporters. "It's always been my ambition to restore democracy to some third world country since I don't dare do it at home. These people have been able to overthrow a regime that has sought to entrench privilege for a few while denying the majority any say in how they're governed and I'm delighted they all live a long way away from Britain. Everyone, except people living in Britain, should be inspired by what has happened here. They have chosen freedom and fought for it like lions and I sincerely hope that the people of Britain continue to be utterly cowardly and do as they're told. Now, where's the oil?" President Sarkozy, even more unpopular in France than Cameron is in Britain, echoed the PM's words and then playfully raced Cameron to the oil depots.

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