Apologies to Our Readers.

The Editor and reporting staff for "The News in Shorts" would like to apologise for not publishing our daily edition for several days. This gap was occasioned by a free junket to Windsor during which staff became outrageoulsy drunk and caused a great deal of distress to the locals of Windsor. This was particularly true in the case of the resident in the largest council house in Windsor which has grown to unbelivable proportions after 1,000 years on benefits. For this we apologise unreservedly