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Monday 29 August 2011

World Leaders Disappear.

The United Nations has launched an investigation today after it was revealed that two national leaders seem to have vanished. "We can understand this in the case of Colonel Gaddafi," a UN spokesperson said. "But we are at a loss to understand the complete disappearance of David Cameron. We are continuing our search under various rocks both in Libya and Tuscany but have so far drawn a blank."

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