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Monday 29 August 2011

Do English Students Qualify as Human?

English students in Scotland have been roundly criticised by the government today for claiming that English people actually have human rights. "Only foreigners have human rights," an unnamed government spokesperson maintained. "You know, Libyans and the like. People who live a long way away from Britain and have never had the benefit of our civilized ways. Human rights? They'll be demanding political choice next for God's sake."

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